I always though that when you break up with your partner you could write a manual for the next person of ‘do’s and don’ts’
A guideline of what they would expect from the new partner that they are about to invest in, after all you would think that you know the other person well enough at that point.
Simple things like: Don’t ever leave your toothbrush on the side of the sink because there is a slight chance that they might kill you. Tea not milky, with milk, no sugar but only put in one sugar if they had a tough day and need to take the edge off life. They get REALLY cranky if they’ve not had chocolate to the point that they would be mean, and bully you with out knowing it…
Tea, 1 sugar and a Double Decker STAT.